I'm smoking a joint with the late
CPT Beefheart you know that esoteric
fucker Don Van Vliet the artiste
when the asshole starts growling like
a wolf talking shit he claims to be poetry
well later for you fool I french kissed
Wanda Coleman I know a little bit
about that shit myself homeboy blah blah
I ain't backing down you dig
so I tell him about when I was 14 and I saw
him on the Lloyd Thaxton show on KCOP
holding up a beef heart in front of the
camera before going into 'Do-Wah-Diddy'
I thought that was pretty lame and how
he looked like a wannabee Pachuco
in those Trout Mask pics and where did
he disappear to anyway
well motherfuck he growls at me damn
weirdo back down so I crush a complacent
yellow jacket into the coffee table with the
butt end of my beer bottle and look
right at him and smile