this neck cocksucker at the store
counts out my cans a nickel a piece
for deposit and he tells me you know
next month this law takes effect
where you can't pick up any beer
cans off the highway anymore and I
bite why is that man I ask because
they're Indian artifacts HA HA HA
and that was pretty funny I quess but
on the way to get the 12 pack out of
the cooler I pocket a bottle of ibuprofen
when the fuck ain't looking because
I'm hungover and way too fuzzy to
remember there is so much more to pain