I saw once on TV where
two poodles got married
in their little wedding
costumes and all these
blue-haired old ladies
just pissed themselves
because it was so cute
yet of course now if some
gay people want to get
married oh holy shit no
that is unheard of but I
say marry whomever you
want and blessed be if
they know how to fuck the
living enmity out of you
because there ain't much
else left that institution is
good for if dogs can do it