this colored guy walks into
a bar and tells the bartender
give me a drink you poet dink
now this really pisses the poet
off so he tells the dude look man
you trade places with me and
I'll show you how it feels
so the colored guy gets behind
the bar and the poet sits down
on the stool then shouts out
give me a jigger nigger
the brother slowly looks him
up and down and then says
we don't serve poets here