I'm smoking a joint with Jesus H. Christ
you know the motherfucking Savior
and he's sitting there changing
bottles of Evian into fortified wine
so I tell him can't you make any
better shit than this even at Wal-Mart
this fucking water ain't cheap
man damn
and he looks at me with that calming
dip-shit smile he has and that pisses
me off so I try to rattle his cage
I ask him so where'd you park the
spaceship and who's watching
the rig this time Santa or the
Easter Bunny asshole
but that don't phase him one bit
he just fucking glows with that decaled
face he's got what a lame
then he hands me the reefer and I sit
drinking another bottle turned purple
wondering who he's got on the Super Bowl